Legendary director Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis has premiered in Cannes, allowing critics and guests the first officially reportable look at his $120,000,000 comeback movie – and it’s not like anything you could possibly expect.

An idea that he began developing back in the 1980s, the filmmaker who brought us The Godfather and Apocalypse Now has had some wild swings in his career like One From the Heart.

However, the ambition and plain weirdness of Megalopolis put it in a league of its own.

Anyone for alarming erections, incest…