AUGUST 5–An argument early Saturday began over Dr. Esha Persad, a 34-year-old dentist, getting her husband “Taco Bell and McDonald’s for his 
birthday,” according to court records.
During the 12:20 AM squabble, Persad allegedly “threw a soft shell taco” at the 35-year-old birthday boy. The delicacy struck the man “on the right side of the face,” cops reported.
When a patrolman responded to the couple’s St. Petersburg residence, “the burrito was still on the victim’s face.”
It is unclear why an arrest report alternately refers to the Mexican missile as a taco and a burrito (though perhaps the investigator was actually referring to a tortilla).
The victim, who has…
