AN Abergavenny man has warned people not to chase rainbows or eternal life after he was persuaded by a psychic called Steve to do some “pretty outlandish things” in a foolhardy quest to live forever.
“In hindsight, I can see we were blindsided by ambition and immortality to really question what we were doing at the time,” recalls semi-professional long-distance runner Johnny Turnip. “But when you’re lost in a forest, and your mind is fried from sleep deprivation and acid, it’s easy to think hunting pigs while naked is normal.
“Looking back I can see we had been hoodwinked a little by Psychic Steve. I feel his intentions were good, but I think he’d been mixed up in necromancy for so long and spent so much time in the…
