Going mad about dad
Father’s Day. The person who can’t get into the john, on the phone or out of the house. Same as Mother’s Day — only cheaper. It’s Mother’s Day after taxes.
A father. The kin you love to touch.
They’re full of tenderness: George W. Bush: “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. I’d rather go to war.”
Jerry Lewis: “When I said, ‘Take me to the zoo,’ Dad said, ‘If the zoo wants you let them come get you.’ ”
Goody giftee: Raleigh, NC, sells a real legit bird bath of apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, hot sauce that supposedly locks in the flavor of a turkey’s thighs. They say it’s great for dad although I’m not sure why.
