AN Abergavenny man who got in over his head with a necromancer in the Forest of Dean is warning readers not to dabble in the dark arts if they value both their sanity and soul.
“I always thought magic was harmless fun,” explained semi-professional long-distance runner Johnny Turnip. “I mean, everyone loves Mary Poppins and getting the Ouija board out at drunken parties. But after meeting a real-life wizard who could make all sorts of crazy crap happen, I think if I was to watch an old Paul Daniels card trick on YouTube now I’d lose my mind! That’s how much the occult has wounded me!”
Turnip explained that he was attacked with black magic after heading to the Forest of Dean with his two friends on an illegal boar hunt. After…
