A kilt-wearing Texas man today pleaded guilty to taking merchandise from antique stores and shoving the items up his rectum before returning them to display shelves.
Mitchell Vest, 60, copped to criminal mischief in connection with vile incidents earlier this year at shops in Spring, a Houston suburb.
As part of a plea deal, the 6’6”, 250-pound Vest was sentenced in Harris County Criminal Court to 12 months probation. Since Vest is a first-time 
offender, if he successfully completes the probationary term, the misdemeanor conviction could be wiped from his record.
According to police, Vest visited one store and placed a makeup brush and a “Restoration Hardware piece” in his anus before placing them “back…
