AN Abergavenny man who went on an illegal boar hunt in the Forest of Dean claims that he and his friends have stumbled across the secret that has evaded the greatest minds in history- the secret to eternal life!
“And it’s all thanks to the necromancer the old man of the woods warned us about,” explained semi-professional long-distance runner Johnny Turnip.
As reported last week, after crashing their Bedford Rascal and ending up in an unknown part of the forest, Turnip and his friends Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul could have called it quits, gone home, and left the pigs in peace.
However, they’re made of sterner stuff. Instead of calling the AA, they decided to make a fire, drink some whiskey, and discuss tactics for the next…
